My chipadvisor results

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My Chip Advisor Result is: Ranch!

What this says about me:

Is it a salad dressing? Is it a dip? Who knows!

The universe is endless, and nothing makes sense, we are all going to die one day, so screw categories and healthy food and let us put some weird buttermilk concoction on our Chips!

Did you know it was invented by a plumber in Alaska?

If yes, you are a nerd with unnecessary knowledge. Why did you know this? Is Ranch your secret pleasure?

Do you store several glasses of it in your basement, right next to the dead bodies?

Go see what your result is on Chip Advisor!